Dude! Some chick caused a car crash while shaving her bikini area…for serious! What do you think I make this stuff up?
It’s all in the name of beauty…beauty makes us do some wild and crazy stuff doesn’t it? Like shave our pubes while driving a car down Route 55!
What’s the weirdest, craziest thing you’ve done in the name of beauty?
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For the record the Muse promises that stranger things have happened than the fact that Payless Shoes is entering the realms of cosmetics.
Yes, you read that right. Think, Payless Shoes Cosmetics. Are you shivering with anticipation yet? I’m not but no worries you might be able to convince me this could be a good thing.
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I was a little bit of a tom boy growing up and most Summer’s I’d be up at the crack of dawn playing outside with my best friend Jonathan. We’d stay out all day long, this was of course B.I. (Before Internet). One thing I do remember is the holly berries that seemed to have a knack of appearing in our play time. We’d concoct strange recipes with them, feed them to his action figures, and just sit there and squash them for hours on end. One thing we did not do was eat them. My mum put the fear of god in me about consuming or trying to consume a deadly holly berry, she also said to never eat dirt. Bless, I learned alot from my dear old mum about nature growing up.
Moral of the story is that at first sniffle of the new Body Shop Dewberry Shower and The Body Shop Dewberry Body Lotion…hmm how reminiscent of childhood!
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I never said I didn’t carry around one hundred and one different lip balms as I chase around the city in my merry little fashion.
I’m not abnormal, I can list at least ten other people I know who carry around the same amount of balms with them….maybe, kinda…sorta.
In the Muse’s Purse at the moment, Aquafina Hydrating Lip Balm makes a special guest starring appearance.
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