Author archive: Isabella Muse

Hey, I Used to Be a Philosophy Girl and I Can Still Be Tempted To Be One When There’s a Good Sale

Too Faced Better Than Sex Perfume Comes with a Big Lasciate Ogne Speranza, Voi Ch’intrate Moment

A Story of Amy from Tiktok, How Small a World It Is, and How Hyaluronic Acid On Sale Inspired This Post (All Proceeds Generated by this Post Will Be Donated To Domestic Abuse Victims)

I’m Gonna Post About Miniso Perfumes Tomorrow Because I Hang Out There Waiting for Someone To Hire Me When I Visit California

I Don’t Buy Estee Lauder Advanced Night Micro Cleansing Balm Because It’s Expensive But Hey, It’s On Sale Today

Ok, Let’s Just Stop a Minute, Eat Some Starburst, and Grab Some Dermablend Concealer and Primer Oh and CC Cream Too Because It’s On Sale

The Fragrance Deals at Ulta Today are Insane and By the Way, Why Did The I Smell Pretty Movement Never Come About?

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Ulta’s Forever Fabulous Sale is On Like Donkey Kong What Are You Getting?

Things On Sale at Ulta Today

Hard Candy Hydrating Chilling Wonder Powder and TikTok Are Making Me Feel As Old as Dirt

Becca’s Is Sort of On Sale Which Is Disappointing But There is a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Ice Cream To Turn That Frown Upside Down

And This One Time at Band Camp We All Slathered Ourselves in Hempz Apricot & Clementine Or Maybe That Was Only Me?

Truly Unicorn Fruit Eau de Parfum Reminds of That One Time When Unicorn Blood Was a Good Thing

I Smell Like Dolly Parton and I Don’t Know If I Care That Anyone Knows It

Here’s the Makeup and Beauty You Need To Buy On Sale

Sephora Came In Like a Wrecking Ball and Ruined Kohl’s Beauty Department In My Humble Opinion

Just Remember This I’m Nobody But Who Are You? Are You Nobody Too?